I cannot express my extreme dissapointment…
Wait, YES, I CAN!
First, I'd like to say thank you, too all the idiot cops out there that knowingly cause traffic jams because they can't turn off their fucking headlights when they're pulled over. If you're pulled over, sitting there, doing nothing (like I'm sure you usually do) turn off your damn headlights. In case you didn't know, lights not only attract moths, they attract all the fucking idiots driving around on the road.
Secondly, if you were driving south on dulles toll road this morning, and you saw that little "accidident" on the side of the road… I hope you die a horrible and painful embarrassing death. I hope your dreams never come true and your first born should be eaten by a pack of rats. To the person that was driving in front of me (you know who you are, I honked at you for about a minute)… I SAW you fucking rubberneck from the far left lane… I hope your loved ones suffer the same death as you… FUCKING DRIVE!

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